Hey. Hey, Hollywood. You want to make a film about mythology?

And one that’s actually good, not 47 Ronin or that truly abysmal The Legend of Hercules, what were you even thinking with that one? Make a film about Susanoo. Who’s Susanoo, you might ask? Oh, only the Japanese Shinto god of the sea and storms, cast out of heaven for warring with his sister, the sun goddess Amaterasu, from whom…